Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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