Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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