There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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