i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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