she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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