Nicole vs. Life
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
