Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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