he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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