bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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