i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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