Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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