her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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