did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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