No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
