it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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