he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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