what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
as a side note pls kill me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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