do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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