We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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