Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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