No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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