in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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