i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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