i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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