Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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