is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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