My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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