i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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