just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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