My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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