I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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