so explain again why im purple
no
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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