So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
