so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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