I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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