I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
