Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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