Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
This baby is an asshole
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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