He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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