is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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