she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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