Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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