how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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