saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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