i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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