so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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