I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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