Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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