My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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