She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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