How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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