Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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