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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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