i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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