i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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