just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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