do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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