Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
