pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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